Testing Your Bible Knowledge

Q:Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson, he brought the house down.

Q: Who was the greatest female financier?
A: Pharoah's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a prophet.

Q: Who was the greatest male financier?
A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.

Q: Where was the first baseball game in the Bible?
A: In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A: He was Ruth--less.

Q: How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
A: They felt a little put out.

Q: What is one of the first things Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out of Eden?
A: They really raised Cain.

Q: Who was the greatest babysitter in the Bible?
A: David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.

Q: Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
A: The thought had never entered his head before.

Q: What bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.